1. dulect:

    could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

    image

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  2. agirlnamedally:

    *leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*

    parkour

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  4. alamatomb:

    Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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  5. den2cypher:

    Couldn’t help it. :)  

    Welcome Keviiiin. ♥

    (via xxscaryteddyxx)

     

  6. greetings:

    when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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    (via trust)

     

  7. foodtrucker:

    i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

    (Source: foodtrucker, via trust)

     

  8. easied:

    *this pizza serves 4-6 people*

    bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

    (via moistbottom)

     
  9. goldr0ger:

    lordflacko91:

    truhovixxx:

    memeguy-com:

    This Kid Is Going Places

    Me as a father.

    ^^ same

    god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

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  10. jellys:

    people that point out acne:

    1. pack ur bags
    2. buy a plane ticket
    3. go to hell

    (via trust)