1. hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

    (Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via psychoreaderchic)

     

  2. andrewjacksonjerkwad:

    fucknolesmis:

    the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

    (◕)

    it’s mike wazowski. 

    image

    go hard or go home motherfucker

    this took 16 hours, suck my dick

    (via zeroyalviking)

     

  3. guy:

    it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

    (via pizza)

     
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  5. "I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours."
    — (via the-psycho-cutie)

    (via pizza)

     
  6. welcometonightvale:

    wickedclothes:

    Convertible Futon / Bunk Bed

    Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.

    gif lol funny mine movie lego the lego movie lego movie emmet

    (via notsopudgy)

     

  7. rnickey:

    i was funny once but it was an accident

    (via trust)

     
  8. bootycap:

    i wanted to post the full sized version of this

    and also here’s a transparent dorito

    image

    (via shadzu)

     

  9. soras-majestic-butt:

    do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

    image

    (via smaskvxn)

     

    1. me: I think I'm in love
    2. friend: which anime character is it this time