1. dulect:

    could you please fill out this quick survey for me?


    (via knitemaya)


  2. agirlnamedally:

    *leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*


    (via knitemaya)


  4. alamatomb:

    Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

    (via moistbottom)

  5. den2cypher:

    Couldn’t help it. :)  

    Welcome Keviiiin. ♥

    (via xxscaryteddyxx)


  6. greetings:

    when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like


    (via trust)


  7. foodtrucker:

    i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

    (Source: foodtrucker, via trust)


  8. easied:

    *this pizza serves 4-6 people*

    bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

    (via moistbottom)

  9. goldr0ger:




    This Kid Is Going Places

    Me as a father.

    ^^ same

    god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

    (via doubled-by-twice-the-amount)


  10. jellys:

    people that point out acne:

    1. pack ur bags
    2. buy a plane ticket
    3. go to hell

    (via trust)